*DISCLAIMER* I know how to use punctuation, but after many years online with instant messengers and on message boards, just count yourself lucky I am not using texting shortcuts. U no?


Ok, I lied. I had 5 Samoas....Mmmmmm, Samoas....I love those things...There is a reason God only lets Girl Scout Cookies be sold once a year...So I dont have my own show on Discovery or TLC titled "THE BIGGEST BUTT IN THE WORLD".